alrightanakin:

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

Originally posted by risingmind

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ace-feminist:

extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird:

Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes

Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-

Holy shit you nailed it

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captainsnoop:

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

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ierohero:

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

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dirtgirl1999:

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

dirtgirl1999:

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

sailorbrazil:

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oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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